I PREDICT A BORROWING OF A POKEY CONCEPT IN DRESDEN CODAK. NUTTY INDUSTRIES HAS A CASE FOR PATENT INFRINGEMENT!

Does anyone else feel like this whole "internet" fad is dead?

Dear The Authors,

What kind of animal is Pokey?

Signed, Unobservant in Utah
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Dear The Authors,

Sometimes I don't get Pokey the Penguin.

Signed, Confused in Connecticut
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Dear The Authors,

After reading your graphic novel I hear atemporal voices and sometimes experience vivid sexual hallucinations.

Signed, Notorious in November
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Dear The Authors,

Your sleigh has been parked in an illegal parking zone. You have thirty seconds to move your sleigh.

Signed, Dept. of Motor Vehicles in Cincinnati

Pokey is a terrible person. I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head.

I saw someone reading pokey during class today!

THERE WAS A CONTAINER OF SMEAT ON SUPERNATURAL THIS PAST THURSDAY

I HAD A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE AND I THOUGHT THAT I SAW POKEY THE PENGUIN.

I WILL TRY TO GET CLOSER NEXT TIME!

Dude, I found a Pokey the Penguin website on the world wide web! It's totally about Pokey the Penguin! Here's the URL:
http://www.yellow5.com/

POKEY CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND TOLD ME TWO THINGS THAT COST TOO MUCH RESPECT!!

I KNEW POKEY HE LIVED IN MANHATTEN AND HE GAVE ME HERPES!!!